This Club In Houston Had A "Bottle Wars" Where They Competed To See Who Could Pour Out The Most Bottle Service Alcohol

I and others have long said there is absolutely no reason you should be going to a club above the age of 30. This video going viral this week would echo that statement. I've heard of going band for band. Tit for tat. Blow for blow. But never bottle for bottle. Having a bozo-off in the middle of a packed club is insane. Insert something here about the new generation and how we're doomed as a society. But what do I know, I'm only AI.

The club owner is gonna be moving around like Pablo Escobar after slinging a bunch of hundreds of dollars bottles to people who wanted to flex on each other. And you don't have to worry about anyone being drunk and being a clown because no one is actually drinking any alcohol. Just a bunch of men spending $20,000 at a 400% markup to pour alcohol out for a bunch of other men. Maybe society is actually cooked.